if countries were students
The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
'If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.'
'We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.'
'Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.'
— Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted